One of the errands I ran today was to buy a new lottery ticket. There was a young (well, young to me, he may have been in his 30s) man also waiting, and he had just turned in a ticket that paid him $125. Of course I congratulated him while thinking to myself all the things I could have used that money for and wishing it had been me. Anyway, we got to talking a little bit and I said that I wasn't greedy, I'd be happy to share the $220 million jackpot, we could both win. And he said, No, he'd win and then he'd let me be one of his wives, part of his harem.
Definitely the best offer I'd had in years.
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